Giveaway: Your Worst Date in Three Words
With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, there is much talk about hearts a-flutter and eternal flames, but what about the sometimes hilarious heartaches it takes to get there? Today’s giveaway is your chance to share your favorite stories from your worst dates, but here’s the challenge: you’ve got to do it in three words. So, whether it was “spandex, dandruff, halitosis” or “sneezer, geezer, teaser” or “mother came with,” we want to hear all about it!
And it won’t be for nothing! We’re awarding three great prizes to ease the pain of three unlucky-in-love blog readers:
Sweet Heart Box
Valentine Keepsake Box
Valentine’s Tin
Here’s how you play: Leave a comment describing your worst date ever in only three words, no more, no less! We’ll select three of our favorites and award them with the prizes, just in time for Valentine’s Day!
And now, we have three words for you: Enter to win!
Fine print: Must be 18 years old to enter and a resident of the continental United States. Entries accepted until midnight, Sunday, February 9, 2014. Winners will be chosen and notified via email.
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Paid in CHANGE!
No Paying Date
Dog pissed candy
Hoarder, Ants, Mold
Treated me badly
Dirty Annoying Waste
date threw up!
date threw up LOTS!
cheated,stole,brokeup
wore HELLO sticker
Got waitress’ number
mother was toothless
Boss was there!
older brother drove
Smelly bad teeth!
Stinky, Old , Slob
left me check
dull looking speechless
blind date,toothless
Don’t Touch Me
Waitress Flirted, Fight!
Cheap — Ugly — Unsatisfying
Lots of POLICE
Slob,dirty,rude
creeped me out!
Made me pay!
burped, farted, scratched
kissed OPEN mouthed
Early, waxed car!
Can Mother Come???????
showed up drunk
Food poisoning diahria
RAN OVER DOG
Ex wife, kids, vfw
DIDNT WASH HANDS!
Brought His Mother
Blind date, unhappy
Never Showed Up!
blind date fail
No Mrs. Fields 🙁
Wore Knee Socks !
Hair, mustache, jewelry
CAR BROKE DOWN
Smutty Gross Octopus
Left me stranded
Awkward unwanted advances!
toupee on table!
Bosses son, yuck.
Dead baby pictures!
drunken, secretly married
talked through movie
break-up text
Stinky Rotten Breath!
Suicide or Homicide
Aggressive roaming hands
Eat/dash/jail
We didn’t click
Old as dirt
Didn’t click
so NOT right!
Had a girlfriend
Old, creepy, plastic
Drunk, no attention
BFF him fight
Coerced and impregnated. 🙁
Forgot about wife.
Not Ever Again
Conveniently “forgot” wallet
Ride Threw up
Dishonest Egotistical Creature
Horribly hopelessly unrelenting
Cheap motel room
Warrant, arrested, stranded (left me about 50 miles from home)
Blind date, DEAF
Awkward puppy luv
Disgusting Low Life
didn’t use deodorant 🙁
Pansy momma’s boy
Wouldn’t Stop Farting
Traded mules redneck
The Terminator–sucked
left along roadside
Mullet, Elcamino, Drive-in
Cheaper Jealous Creeper
Pancake makeup, him.
Ate, I watched
kissed awful strange
didn”t get nothing
He was cheap.
Zipper Broke Open!
Broke, McDonald’s, Unhygienic.
Stood up thrice
strippers buffet vomit
Wouldn’t go away
Stood Me UP
Late, loud and inebriated
Left me stranded
Correction: Late, loud, inebriated
Being all alone
Where are you?
nose picking eater
SWEATY OBNOXIOUS CREEP
Brought his mother
Dislocated knee bowling
Forgot my name!
Mistakes make life!
Restraining Order Pending
Brunch Nose Blow
Hot Ass Mess!!!
Hot Ass Mess!!!Tuesday
Full frontal exposure O_o
Very Stinky Breath
Hot Ass Mess!!!!!!
Turned into stalker.
Unbearable cheesy breath…
Expect a Meal?
Bad Body Odor
Ate my cookie
McDonalds Chicken Nuggets!!!
70’s leisure suit
Mistakes Make Life
talkative,stinky,lame
Only need two words: Strip Club
(Yes- He wanted to play pool)
Snored throughout movie.
Showed With Buddies!!!
Wouldn’t Shut Up!
Canary yellow teeth
Did not laugh!
Smelly. Boring. Loser.
Marvin The Martian
Filed restraining order.
he womans clothes
Had to Walk
ranted about exes
Arrogant Narcissistic Freak
Took Public Transportation!
untruthful, feel cheated
Lost his wallet!!
She Chewed Tobacco!
Cheap No Car…
He fell asleep!!!
Left me stranded!
Late Night Skinnydip.
Dumped, Dead Roses
Rancid Repulsive Chauvinist
Hit with diarrhea
Hit with diarrhea!
Used a coupon.
Hit-with-diarrhea
Sorry I forgot
got stood up
no eye contact
lies, smelly, broke
This guy was dirty, he claim he just got off work. He ordered food he couldn’t pay for, claims he lost his wallet, his breath was bad and his car broke down, I think he needed gas.
stolen card, stalker
Beefy Chicken Minnie
Did Not Bathe
Shag carpeted van
Mother went along
SLOPPY WET LIPS
Stunk, hungover drunk
Ate my chocolate!
Adulterer, Liar, Egomaniac!
V-Day, goodbyes, Afgahnistan
Judgmental, Clingy, Vegetarian
Went To Jail!!!
Went to jail
Squirrel rescue release
HE wore makeup!
restraining order stalker!
two hours late
Hives, Hospital, Food poisoning
Missing front teeth
Dined. and. DITCHED!!?
Loser, Boozer, Abuser
Jabber-mouth, smelly, bozo
doesn’t speak English
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Blind date mistake
drunk smoked bum
police, diarrhea, towed
Lost his voice.
saw another left
Light blue polyester..:(
cheap, halitosis, uneducated!
Didn’t bring cookies!
Ditched for man
big SWEATY mess
Perplexingly awkward silence.
bloody, nose, dinner!!
Looked like Shrek
Inquired about ovulation
Dumped for Bestie
Drove and paid….
we followed ex-wife
drunk, insulting, vomit.
False teeth on table.
Pee… Puke… Spoiled
Nunee Chudee Baby (Her Nickname) lol XD
Didn’t show up
Forgot my money
Spicy Indian. BATHROOM!!!!!
Period! Stained dress…
He wore diaper!
Proposal. “No.” Break-up.
Bee. Allergic! Ambulance.
Team lost. Cried?!?!?! :/
SKINNY jeans. Starved.
Hipster. “Ironically”. Repeatedly.
Amish buggy crash
Karaoke, Streisand, Foreshadowing
Pig Latin. Erd-nay.
Aggressive Eskimo Kisses
Nicknamed me ” Puddin’ “
Be Mine Valentine