Your college freshman just called in tears. Everything is terrible. Her classes are, like, impossible. Her roommates totally don’t like her. And to top it all off, she seriously wore the dumbest thing EVER to the football game.
Have no fear. You’ll have her calmed down in a few minutes, convinced that life isn’t completely all bad. You’ll remind her that college life can be tough, for sure, but she can do it. She can definitely do it.
And then, in a few days, when she gets this delivery to share with her dorm, she might actually believe you.