Giveaway: Your Worst Date in Three Words

With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, there is much talk about hearts a-flutter and eternal flames, but what about the sometimes hilarious heartaches it takes to get there? Today’s giveaway is your chance to share your favorite stories from your worst dates, but here’s the challenge: you’ve got to do it in three words. So, whether it was “spandex, dandruff, halitosis” or “sneezer, geezer, teaser” or “mother came with,” we want to hear all about it!

And it won’t be for nothing! We’re awarding three great prizes to ease the pain of three unlucky-in-love blog readers:

Sweet Heart Box

Valentine Keepsake Box

Valentine’s Tin

Here’s how you play: Leave a comment describing your worst date ever in only three words, no more, no less! We’ll select three of our favorites and award them with the prizes, just in time for Valentine’s Day!

And now, we have three words for you: Enter to win!

Fine print: Must be 18 years old to enter and a resident of the continental United States. Entries accepted until midnight, Sunday, February 9, 2014. Winners will be chosen and notified via email.

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215 responses to “Giveaway: Your Worst Date in Three Words

  1. Kristy Medina

    Paid in CHANGE!

  2. Malissa Carter

    No Paying Date

  3. Ms Sweet Carmel

    Dog pissed candy

  4. Jennifer L.

    Hoarder, Ants, Mold

  5. Amber Bigelow

    Treated me badly

  6. Jackie Tweed

    Dirty Annoying Waste

  7. rhonda granquist

    date threw up!

  8. rhonda granquist

    date threw up LOTS!

  9. David Hankins


  10. Deanna C.

    wore HELLO sticker

  11. Kesha

    Got waitress’ number

  12. DeAnn Hansen

    mother was toothless

  13. older brother drove

  14. Judy Bradley

    Smelly bad teeth!

  15. kosoking

    dull looking speechless

  16. Rachel Cartucci

    blind date,toothless

  17. Natalie Warner

    Don’t Touch Me

  18. Jorge Lopez

    Waitress Flirted, Fight!

  19. Cheap — Ugly — Unsatisfying

  20. Linda Thurston

    Lots of POLICE

  21. Caryl B


  22. Lee Ann Cameron

    creeped me out!

  23. Angie Bailey

    Made me pay!

  24. Gayle Watkins

    burped, farted, scratched

  25. Maria Weiss

    kissed OPEN mouthed

  26. Mary W.

    Early, waxed car!

  27. Diondra Boyd

    Can Mother Come???????

  28. carla carr

    showed up drunk

  29. Tim Burns

    Food poisoning diahria

  30. Amy


  31. Diane

    Ex wife, kids, vfw

  32. Alyssa Coffey


  33. Gayle

    Brought His Mother

  34. Kim Barnes

    Blind date, unhappy

  35. Susan

    Never Showed Up!

  36. samantha miner

    blind date fail

  37. chasity smith

    No Mrs. Fields :(

  38. Mary

    Hair, mustache, jewelry

  39. Courtney


  40. Carol B

    Smutty Gross Octopus

  41. cruz rangel

    Left me stranded

  42. Chrissy Sexton

    Awkward unwanted advances!

  43. Lori

    toupee on table!

  44. Donna Addley

    Bosses son, yuck.

  45. ken smith

    Dead baby pictures!

  46. nancy horton

    drunken, secretly married

  47. Brenda McCracken

    talked through movie

  48. Margaret

    break-up text

  49. Tammy Horn

    Stinky Rotten Breath!

  50. Jan Donahue

    Aggressive roaming hands

  51. charlene

    We didn’t click

  52. Debbie Davis

    Old as dirt

  53. charlene

    Didn’t click

  54. Brooklyn Dutson

    so NOT right!

  55. Janice Cash

    Had a girlfriend

  56. Ronnie Godoy

    Old, creepy, plastic

  57. Ronda

    Drunk, no attention

  58. essijay

    Coerced and impregnated. :-(

  59. Bev

    Forgot about wife.

  60. c lohrke

    Not Ever Again

  61. Kathleen Southern

    Conveniently “forgot” wallet

  62. kathy

    Ride Threw up

  63. Vanessa

    Dishonest Egotistical Creature

  64. Lea

    Horribly hopelessly unrelenting

  65. Tammy Axtell

    Cheap motel room

  66. Deb H

    Warrant, arrested, stranded (left me about 50 miles from home)

  67. Peggy

    Blind date, DEAF


    Awkward puppy luv

  69. Rebekka S

    didn’t use deodorant :(

  70. Eva

    Pansy momma’s boy

  71. Brian Barnholtz

    Wouldn’t Stop Farting


    The Terminator–sucked

  73. shelly morse

    left along roadside

  74. Penny Wolfe

    Mullet, Elcamino, Drive-in

  75. Cassandra D

    Cheaper Jealous Creeper

  76. Laura

    Pancake makeup, him.

  77. desiree

    didn”t get nothing

  78. Sharon

    He was cheap.

  79. Christine McNeill Hummel

    Zipper Broke Open!

  80. Erin Joy

    Broke, McDonald’s, Unhygienic.

  81. rick

    Stood up thrice

  82. saminder gumer

    strippers buffet vomit

  83. a miller

    Wouldn’t go away

  84. Dorinna Wren

    Stood Me UP

  85. Terrie K.

    Late, loud and inebriated

  86. Becky G.

    Left me stranded

  87. Terrie K.

    Correction: Late, loud, inebriated

  88. Carol ONeil

    Being all alone

  89. amy prom

    nose picking eater

  90. June Ebinger


  91. Tricia Porter

    Dislocated knee bowling

  92. Elizabeth Beltran

    Forgot my name!

  93. Cindy

    Mistakes make life!

  94. Allison Burnell

    Restraining Order Pending

  95. Allison Burnell

    Brunch Nose Blow

  96. Amber Collins

    Hot Ass Mess!!!

  97. Amber Collins

    Hot Ass Mess!!!Tuesday

  98. Allison Burnell

    Full frontal exposure O_o

  99. patricia

    Very Stinky Breath

  100. Amber Collins

    Hot Ass Mess!!!!!!

  101. Amanda Kinder

    Turned into stalker.

  102. Claudia

    Unbearable cheesy breath…

  103. Deanna Adkins

    Expect a Meal?

  104. amy

    Ate my cookie

  105. Azalia Gonzalez

    McDonalds Chicken Nuggets!!!

  106. mary hudson

    70’s leisure suit

  107. Cindy

    Mistakes Make Life

  108. lisa snyder


  109. Mindi Eden

    Only need two words: Strip Club
    (Yes- He wanted to play pool)

  110. Mary Anderson

    Snored throughout movie.

  111. Lori Williams

    Wouldn’t Shut Up!

  112. denise mulhern

    Canary yellow teeth

  113. Kevin Bell

    Did not laugh!

  114. Jillian Jordan

    Smelly. Boring. Loser.

  115. Dawn Snider

    Marvin The Martian

  116. Gianna

    Filed restraining order.

  117. sandra buck

    he womans clothes

  118. Lynn

    Had to Walk

  119. alex

    ranted about exes

  120. Joanna Dawn Smith

    Arrogant Narcissistic Freak

  121. Heather Hayes Panjon

    Took Public Transportation!

  122. Pa

    untruthful, feel cheated

  123. Nancy Klein

    Lost his wallet!!

  124. Derrick Johnson

    She Chewed Tobacco!

  125. Dennica Lewis

    Cheap No Car…

  126. sandra perry

    He fell asleep!!!

  127. Deb K

    Left me stranded!

  128. ann welsh

    Late Night Skinnydip.

  129. Angela Noel

    Dumped, Dead Roses

  130. Susan S., TN

    Rancid Repulsive Chauvinist

  131. Melissa (Shuluv) Benoit

    Hit with diarrhea

  132. Melissa (Shuluv) Benoit

    Hit with diarrhea!

  133. Janet

    Used a coupon.

  134. Melissa (Shuluv) Benoit


  135. Michele Myers

    Sorry I forgot

  136. Kathy Toth

    got stood up

  137. ken

    no eye contact

  138. lies, smelly, broke

  139. This guy was dirty, he claim he just got off work. He ordered food he couldn’t pay for, claims he lost his wallet, his breath was bad and his car broke down, I think he needed gas.

  140. Michelle CM

    stolen card, stalker

  141. Jennifer Peters

    Did Not Bathe

  142. Nancy B

    Shag carpeted van

  143. Marilyn Nawara

    Mother went along

  144. Chris


  145. Jude

    Stunk, hungover drunk

  146. Claudette S

    Ate my chocolate!

  147. Noelle Bice

    Adulterer, Liar, Egomaniac!

  148. Trudy Mertz

    V-Day, goodbyes, Afgahnistan

  149. Grace Bowles

    Judgmental, Clingy, Vegetarian

  150. nichole moll

    Went To Jail!!!

  151. nichole moll

    Went to jail

  152. Karen D

    Squirrel rescue release

  153. Kelly Porterfield

    HE wore makeup!

  154. Elizabeth B

    restraining order stalker!

  155. Valerie

    two hours late

  156. Amanda

    Hives, Hospital, Food poisoning

  157. An Gooch

    Missing front teeth

  158. Sarah Gillespie

    Dined. and. DITCHED!!?

  159. Vikki M

    Loser, Boozer, Abuser

  160. Amanda

    Jabber-mouth, smelly, bozo

  161. Sara Giresi

    doesn’t speak English

  162. Jeremy

    Irritable Bowel Syndrome

  163. Noel Rome

    Blind date mistake

  164. Brandi Haro

    police, diarrhea, towed

  165. Ellen L.

    Lost his voice.

  166. Maureen

    saw another left

  167. Beth

    Light blue polyester..:(

  168. Terrika

    cheap, halitosis, uneducated!

  169. Miranda Shearin

    Didn’t bring cookies!

  170. Shannon Sendejas

    Ditched for man

  171. Judy

    big SWEATY mess

  172. Scott Fassett

    Perplexingly awkward silence.

  173. BK

    bloody, nose, dinner!!

  174. Tiffany

    Looked like Shrek

  175. Tj

    Inquired about ovulation

  176. Tiffany Hill

    Dumped for Bestie

  177. Lisa

    Drove and paid….

  178. Elizabeth D

    we followed ex-wife

  179. Deb P

    drunk, insulting, vomit.

  180. Gary F.

    False teeth on table.

  181. Dominic

    Pee… Puke… Spoiled

  182. Tkeyah G

    Nunee Chudee Baby (Her Nickname) lol XD

  183. Carrie Ann

    Didn’t show up

  184. Tiffany

    Forgot my money

  185. Kelly

    Spicy Indian. BATHROOM!!!!!

  186. Alexis

    Period! Stained dress…

  187. Tracy

    He wore diaper!

  188. Rick

    Proposal. “No.” Break-up.

  189. Suzanne

    Bee. Allergic! Ambulance.

  190. Christy

    Team lost. Cried?!?!?! :/

  191. Audrey

    SKINNY jeans. Starved.

  192. Sierra

    Hipster. “Ironically”. Repeatedly.

  193. Mitch

    Amish buggy crash

  194. Kelsey

    Karaoke, Streisand, Foreshadowing

  195. Andrea

    Pig Latin. Erd-nay.

  196. Christine

    Aggressive Eskimo Kisses

  197. Meredith

    Nicknamed me ” Puddin’ “

  198. Rajee (@momsfocus)

    Be Mine Valentine